Dear Pat Forde Ben Maller Travis Rodgers Lou Holtz Colin Cowherd or anyone sports talking head not from the Midwest:
What was all of that crap about slow white boys, 3 yards and a cloud of dust, and not being able to win the big games, errr, the BCS bowl games?
The Pac-10: 2-5 overall in bowl games as of tonight. The Big Ten? 3-2 overall and credit to a fellow alum, the Big 10 is 4-1 versus the spread.
Our advice to all you smart guys in the national media:

Suck it, suckas.
Sincerely,
The Big Ten Conference
P.S.: Iowa has yet to play. Kirk Ferentz always has his team ready for a knock-down, drag-out fight.